Best fortune cookie ever!
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my friend, Jared (AKA
)and me ordered chinese food the yesterday from school and i got the best fortune cookie ever!! it said on the front: "too much grinding can turn an iron rod into a needle" and on the back it said "learn chinese: Deng = to wait" but of course we had to make a sexual joke about it! Jare interpretted it as: "do not have premarital sex or your penis will turn into a needle! you have to 'wait'!" And it was funny as hell, but maybe you kinda had to be there.---------------------------------
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98% of deviantart members put some dumb made up statistic in their signature, if you're one of the 2% who don't then post this in your signature!
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